Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Flamingorgeous

Today's post will be quite random. Consider yourself warned, my friends.

Today, I question the fashion of our society. Namely, OSU campus. What are people thinking?? I mean for real people!! First off, I will address the issue of John Deere. I understand the fact that majority of our school is involved in some form of agriculture, but must everyone wear it? I overheard a girl in class refer to it as "white boy Fubu". You know when it has reached this point, we should unite and say NO MORE to the Fubu wannabe. Prime example: In American History today, I sat behind a young gentlemen who was wearing a bright yellow "do rag" (I have no idea how to really spell that.) with a huge John Deere cap tilted to the side. You think this is bad...add that the boy is black, that he is wearing a complete matching outfit and now add that his John Deere cap...is a rally cap. That's right, the tags remain intact. I'm not sure if this is a statement of product support, a gang sign, an 'oops, I forgot to take off the tag' or if it's a mere, 'YO Fellas!! I got this here hat fo fo ninenine at da Atwoods!' Either way...give me a break.

My next shout out is to the lads who wear the fish hook on the bill of their baseball caps. I know that Larry the Cableguy does it, but must you? Not to mention, I think the lads sporting this fashion emblem have never been fishing before. First sign: The fish hook is brand new. Second sign: You're wearing it on your Abercrombie & Fitch hat. Dumb with a capital DU!

Next stop, Hoesville. I have learned a new, funtastical saying. TRAMP STAMP! This is the new cool way to tell your friends they're retarded for getting a butterfly, tribal scribble or chinese 'what's that say?' on their butt crack. You know that fabulous little area that all the local sorostitues feel necessary to display in class when they 'oops, I dropped my pencil'. Come on ya'll, you know the spot. The spot right above the ass crack and thong string they're showin' ya!! Eeww....

Now, we have arrived at this posts namesake...Flamingorgeous. I just thought this was down right hilarious!! Caitlin and I have started doing robotic exercise. (Come on, mini wave for us!) While laying on what I refer to as, the jiggle table, I see two signs that just made me giggle. On the jiggle. Yup, gigglin' while I'm jigglin'. Okay, sorry. So anywho, the first sign says, "Enjoy the fruits of your labor. Try Robotic Excercise!" In the words of my jiggle buddy CaitMarie, "What fruits!? What labor?! I don't think I wanna do this anymore." haha!! Next sign tells me that this summer I should be FLAMINGORGEOUS! The person who wrote this thought they were SOOOO clever what with putting Flamingos, under a sun. Get it? Flaming? Gorgeous? Flamingos?? Oh never mind. Go see it for yourself. It'll make you jiggle, I mean giggle. ;)

5 comments:

kristen said...

okay...ha, but my husband is one eith the lovely fishing hook thing... greeaattt

EKWisdom said...

then he is a WINNER!!! hahaha!

EKWisdom said...

But what I just thought of Kristen, is that there is a BIG difference between Brent and these guys. Brent has fished before! haha!!

CaitMarie said...

See you on the jiggle table today, my jiggling giggle buddy. That makes me wanna vomit....but it's so damn fun!! And I have to admit I feel both young and slim in midst of all the fat old ladies that are present. :) I'm a bitch!!

Sue Ann said...

i like the blog, except for the whole john deere thing.....i personally own like 6 items of deere clothing and wear them proudly.....Can I get a holla from all the cow-pokes!! =)