I found this cartoon on line about a week ago and couldn't resist posting it on here. This...is every.single.solitary.morning at my house. Fuji feels the need to attack and then roll in my bath towel. Given, it's clean and not quite the situation in this cartoon, but nevertheless, THIS is my cat.
*Please note, this is AFTER his ritual of licking the condensation off the bathroom tiles. "The schnozberries taste like schnozberries..."