Sunday, July 31, 2005
This is a totally random note with which to end your Sunday evening. An individual from Fort Worth, Texas has come across my site by searching for none other than, "penis twitch spooning". That's right. They actually searched for that...and they actually arrived at my blog. Hmm...Must have been from the story where I said Fletch the dog and I were spooning. hahaha! Another person, reigning all the way from New Zealand, asked the perplexing question of "Why don't I get asked out?" Yup. That was there query question and they were unwittingly directed towards "Spoken like a true smartass...". Poor lad. I'm sorry that I can not answer that for you. Perhaps it is because you are asking the internet questions of the heart and expecting an answer. Go out, find yourself a nice girl and ask her to dinner. I myself, will be washing my hair that night, sorry.